THE DOCTOR STOPS AND SHAKES HIS HEAD-------I think that’s it nurse, we can’t do anymore.
MATRON APPEARS TO BE SHOCKED AND SURPRISED-------But doctor you must try resuscitation a while longer, and give him a I.C.I. injection.
DOCTOR SEEMING VERY RELUCTANT ------Yes I know, but it’s the nurses staff party tonight and I have so been looking forward to it.
MATRON TOTALLY AGHAST------The nurses can manage very well without you, but this patient needs you.
DOCTOR SIGHING------You don't understand, it's the one night in the year I will get to see the nurses out of their uniforms. They are going as members of the public this year, have you any idea what seeing a nurse dressed in civillian clothes does to a red blooded male?
MATRONS FACE IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE WHEN A NURSE RUSHES IN.
NURSE-----I have the patients papers here doctor.
WHILE READING THE PAPERS A LOOK OF HORROR SUDDENLY APPEARS ON HIS FACE.-----Oh my God, quick matron prepare the I.C.I. injection, nurse don’t you dare go anywhere, we need you.
MATRON IS HAPPILY AMAZED BY HIS CHANGE OF ATTITUDE----So glad to see you have finally come to your senses doctor.
DOCTOR HAND PUMPING PATIENT--------I have just read his notes, he's an organ donor, if he dies I will be here all night carefully removing them.
AGAIN THE MATRON LOOKS ON SPEECHLESS AS THE PATIENT MIRACULOUSLY BEGINS TO COUGH AND SPLUTTER.
SUDDENLY THE DIRECTORS VOICE BELLOWS------Cue the slogan.
THE CAMERA ZOOMS IN TO SIGN.---ORGAN DONORS ARE MORE THAN PRICELESS. WITHOUT YOU, A LOT OF PEOPLE WILL NOT BE GOING ANYWHERE.
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I wish a lot more people would add their names to the Organ Donors list.
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