Showing posts with label donors. Show all posts
Showing posts with label donors. Show all posts

Sunday, October 4, 2009

WILL YOU SURVIVE THE OPERATION?

INSIDE HOSPITAL THEATRE----DOCTOR IS FURIOUSLY PUMPING A PATIENTS HEART, WITH MATRON LOOKING ON ANXIOUSLY.

THE DOCTOR STOPS AND SHAKES HIS HEAD-------I think that’s it nurse, we can’t do anymore.

MATRON APPEARS TO BE SHOCKED AND SURPRISED-------But doctor you must try resuscitation a while longer, and give him a I.C.I. injection.

DOCTOR SEEMING VERY RELUCTANT ------Yes I know, but it’s the nurses staff party tonight and I have so been looking forward to it.

MATRON TOTALLY AGHAST------The nurses can manage very well without you, but this patient needs you.

DOCTOR SIGHING------You don't understand, it's the one night in the year I will get to see the nurses out of their uniforms. They are going as members of the public this year, have you any idea what seeing a nurse dressed in civillian clothes does to a red blooded male?

MATRONS FACE IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE WHEN A NURSE RUSHES IN.

NURSE-----I have the patients papers here doctor.

WHILE READING THE PAPERS A LOOK OF HORROR SUDDENLY APPEARS ON HIS FACE.-----Oh my God, quick matron prepare the I.C.I. injection, nurse don’t you dare go anywhere, we need you.

MATRON IS HAPPILY AMAZED BY HIS CHANGE OF ATTITUDE----So glad to see you have finally come to your senses doctor.

DOCTOR HAND PUMPING PATIENT--------I have just read his notes, he's an organ donor, if he dies I will be here all night carefully removing them.

AGAIN THE MATRON LOOKS ON SPEECHLESS AS THE PATIENT MIRACULOUSLY BEGINS TO COUGH AND SPLUTTER.

SUDDENLY THE DIRECTORS VOICE BELLOWS------Cue the slogan.

THE CAMERA ZOOMS IN TO SIGN.---ORGAN DONORS ARE MORE THAN PRICELESS. WITHOUT YOU, A LOT OF PEOPLE WILL NOT BE GOING ANYWHERE.